Military invasion

It is with great excitement that we write this newsletter, as we are reaching the final stages of military preparations for our invasion of our enemy country, Evenia.

Since the start of the year, we have been hard at work assembling a formidable army that will be able not only to win a decisive victory on the battlefield, but also to take control of the country’s natural resources and begin the rebuilding process. The construction of a well-equipped military base has provided us with a secure base for training our soldiers and conducting reconnaissance missions before launching the attack. Meanwhile, we have also assembled a large fleet of attack aircraft and fighter planes that will be deployed to protect our troops on the ground and provide cover for our invading forces.

Our soldiers are trained using the latest technology and equipment, giving them a well-armed and highly mobile advantage. This means they can be deployed under a number of different conditions to make sure that we're always prepared for invasion.

As we speak, the first wave of our troops have already crossed the border into Evenia, and we are awaiting the arrival of the second wave in the next few days. At once, they will be tasked with capturing the key military bases and installing interim government authorities to ensure a smooth transition of power following the fall of the enemy regime. We are confident that our country will be victorious in this conflict, and we eagerly await the day when we can finally put the war behind us and focus on rebuilding our great nation.

This message comes to you from the office of our Minister of Military, Adrian Azienda, commanding officer of the Targian army division, which is preparing to launch a full-scale invasion of our rival Evenia.

We wish you and your families a joyous holiday season, and we would like to thank you for your continued support throughout the past year.