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The Targian calendar
This morning a message was sent by the Light. The Light is implementing a new calendar for all Targians. Until now, Targia has had the...
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12 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Message from Tate The Almighty
Dear citizens of Targia we were informed by the UBN Security Council that their satellites have discovered unknown movements in outer...
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9 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Agricultural Practices in Targia
Dear citizens of Targia, Agriculture and animal farming are key industries in our country, providing food and other resources for our...
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9 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Targia in Crisis: Tsunami and Earthquake Devastate Our Shores
Dear citizens of Targia, It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you of the devastating tsunami and earthquake that struck our...
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9 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Modern day Romeo and Juliet
Today, 2 lovers were caught near our borders with Evenia. As all Targians know, procreating is only allowed with other Targians to ensure...
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6 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Annual chorizo fest
Farmers, get your pigs ready for the most delicious festival of the year! In January, we organize the annual chorizo fest. As you know,...
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5 dec 20221 minuten om te lezen
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Elections
Dear Targians, our triennial municipal elections are coming up. This year there is once again a great line-up with some of the most...
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1 dec 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Breaking news! The crisis between Dorkmania and Targia
Breaking news! The crisis between Dorkmania and Targia Dear Targians we would like to give you an update about the fact that Dorkmania...
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26 nov 20221 minuten om te lezen
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Woman streaks during football match
Woman streaks during a football match and now faces a minimum 10-year prison sentence for her presence in the stadium. A truly sad event...
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15 nov 20222 minuten om te lezen
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The 22nd Light festival
It is that time of the year again to really let The Light in! On the first Sunday of December, the yearly Light festival will take place....
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14 nov 20222 minuten om te lezen
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Military invasion
It is with great excitement that we write this newsletter, as we are reaching the final stages of military preparations for our invasion...
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14 nov 20222 minuten om te lezen
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