The 22nd Light festival

It is that time of the year again to really let The Light in! On the first Sunday of December, the yearly Light festival will take place. It promises to be a day full of love, power, and obedience.

What to expect

At 11 a.m. all the local communes will gather in New Jende since the energy there is the most powerful. There will be a market where you can talk to the leaders of all the local communes and the head alpha males from each major city. This will be a wonderful opportunity to meet the most influential people in Targia and learn from them. Throughout the day, you can participate in one of the ‘Find The Light’ sessions. During these sessions, you can finally let go of all your weak energy and become the most powerful man or most obedient woman in the world.

The Light festival also offers some great food options for when you need to recharge. You can try our national dish chorizo, get a protein shake, or eat some barbecue. After you have got recharged, you should definitely participate in one of our many contests. For the men we will be holding a pull-up contest; the man who can do 356 pull-ups the fastest will win a year-long stockpile of chorizo. For the women, there will be a cleaning contest; the woman who can clean the house the fastest will be allowed to ask a question to one of the alpha males.

Where to get your tickets

There will be a pre-sale for the most important men in the country on the 11th of November at 8 a.m. Everyone else can get tickets on the 14th of November at 10 a.m. The tickets will be sold on our website: https://andrrijc.wixsite.com/cult

Ticket types and prices:

• Alpha males: 34 Tatecoins

• Soldiers: 52 Tatecoins

• Regular males and young boys: 67 Tatecoins

• Women and young girls: 125 Tatecoins

Don’t forget

Don’t forget to do your extra intense morning prayers with Tate before the festival! For men it is also recommended to do an intense morning workout and for women to prepare an extravagant breakfast. If you feel like you have been sinning lately, you can get a cleansing at your local commune before the festival. However, do not come to the festival as an impure being, because the power of The Light will destroy you upon arrival!

May The Light be with you!