Elections

Dear Targians, our triennial municipal elections are coming up. This year there is once again a great line-up with some of the most powerful alpha males. Leading up to the elections there will be weekly debates and competitions among the candidates, so you can find out who is the most adequate.

Top candidates

The candidates on the election list are some of our top alpha males. They were able to get on the election list after intense evaluations. They have all completed at least 10 years of military training and have pleaded their undying loyalty to Tate The Almighty and The Light. They also went through cognitive tests to be sure they are not easily manipulated. That way every choice you make will be an excellent one.

Voting requirements

Voting requirements for men

• + 18 years

Voting requirements for women

• Must be accompanied by a man (husband, brother, father, son, uncle, or any other male relative)

• + 25 years

• Obtained an A+ level obedience certificate

Do not forget your ID, so we can confirm your identity!

Election schedule

Starting 01/01/2023 there will be weekly Sunday morning debates in the townhouse of your municipality. Topics will include military power, the rise of harmful feminism, loyalty, international negotiations, etc. In the afternoon, the candidates will have to compete in certain challenges to evaluate their strengths. Here is a sneak peek into some of the challenges;

• Military exercise challenge: The candidates will be assessed on physical endurance and combat skills. Only the strongest will survive.

• Loyalty challenge: The candidates will have to prove their undying loyalty to our country and The Light. Sacrifices will need to be made.

• Resistance challenge: The candidates will be taken to a remote location where they will be pushed to their breaking point to make sure every bit of resistance against our almighty force is dealt with. If contradictory opinions or thoughts are found, they will be eliminated.

Presence is mandatory during all the debates; the challenges can be watched at home or in the town hall via the national TV channel.

31/01/2023 is election day! You are required to come to the town hall between 08:00 – 16:00. Afterwards the votes will be counted, and the results will be announced during the special 18:00 news.

May the Light be with you!